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What size clothing does a pirate wear?
Larrrrrge
How do pirates talk to each other?
Aye to aye.
Why can’t pirates play cards?
Because someone is always standing on the deck.
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A rookie.
What’s a pirate’s favorite fish?
A GOLDfish.
How does a pirate get rid of unwanted treasure?
A YARRRRd sale.
What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of exercise?
Planks.
How do you save a dying pirate?
With C P RRRRRR
What do you call a pirate with three eyes?
A piiirate.
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