why did the banana go to the doctors?

he wasn’t peeling well

what happened to the lion after he ate the clown?

he felt funny

how did batman’s mom call him to dinner?


what’s batman’s favorite part of the joke?

the punchline

what is spiderman’s favorite month?


what did the number 1 say to the number 7?

nice hat.

what did the number 0 say to the number 8?

nice belt.

what animal can jump higher than a house?

all of them. houses can’t jump.

why do birds fly south for the winter?

it would take way too long to walk.

why do fish like to read the newspaper?

they like to know about current events.

what’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?

kids don’t eat broccoli.

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

because the “p” is silent.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?


What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

a carrot.

what’s green and has wheels?

grass. I lied about the wheels.

What’s red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

What’s blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

A stick.