Toegate Update - Day Eight - By Miss Weight - so much rhymage!!!!! So, my toe is all growed up from a bad bruise to a hematoma!! Which sounds like a tumor but its not a tumor. Its just a... Continue Reading →
There is a famous quote that says "hell is living with other people." I believe in the concept of Hell, and I've definitely had my share of roomates. And there have been times that I could totally agree with this... Continue Reading →
10. Hair on toes grosses people out. Its like finger knuckle hair, or stray eyebrows, or lady upper lipness. Everyone has it, its designed to keep you warm, and to embarass you. Nobody wants it. When I whip out my... Continue Reading →
You never know how much you need a toe, until you have a toe no mo'. That was a po. em. :) I have a gift. Its called "I am gifted at doing things that make my life more complicated."... Continue Reading →
10. They are so cute to watch grow up and navigate becoming little women. Some try too hard to get there too fast, and I have to explain the difference between a classy and a terrible application of eyeliner. Not... Continue Reading →
....BIEBER FEVER! Aw dangit. I have joined the legions of crazy fans all over the world whose hearts are moved by promises of there being "one less lonely girl" because of that hair flip, that purple hoodie, those 12 year... Continue Reading →
I remember being in junior high, at Fuddruckers after a night at youth group, and seeing two of my teachers eating dinner together. No, not just eating dinner together, on a date. She was the Home EC teacher who gave... Continue Reading →
I love Star Wars. My first crush was on Han Solo. What a hottie. Love that cocksure attitude, the way he handled the Millennium Falcon, the way he answered Princess Leia's confession of "I love you" with "I know," as... Continue Reading →
I LOVE to travel. I go lots of places. I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but it seems to me that no matter where I go, who I go with, which mode of transport, I seem to attract the... Continue Reading →
Symptoms include: Answering "yes" questions with "si" and occasionally speaking in Spanish without noticing margarita/guac/chips smell cravings considers suntan lotion an acceptable perfume and deodorant inability to care about things due to totally relaxed state of mind late to bed,... Continue Reading →
So it was pouring rain, I was running to my car at the end of my last vball practice, and I had a bunch of keys and bags and things in both hands. I threw my stuff into my trunk,... Continue Reading →
I sat in the backseat, silently praying, outloud barking "slow down," one arm gripping the window frame and one hand sporadically reaching out and clutching my sister's leg, as our almost 16 year old step sister sped up from a... Continue Reading →
Sunglasses Always Fit 