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Teacher Diaries: ” ‘Syllabus?’ It means…’things I want you to know on a piece of paper…?’…just keep it in your binder!”


Okay this morning, first real day of school, after like six cups of coffee, laminating everything I could get my hands on, and the nervous morning poo, and pacing around the desks and wondering if I had correctly aligned the... Continue Reading →

Teacher Diaries: Hi, I’m Miss Weight. giggle giggle giggle.


So the joke still hasnt gotten old for me. It goes something like this: Someone Rachel hasn't seen in a while: "hey! hows the job hunt going?" Rachel: "oh yeah i got a job! I'm going to be a teacher!!"... Continue Reading →

Teacher Diaries: Latin improves slightly, English deteriorates, hot guy dreams shatter…


Things I know about Texas: the sky is big. the fried chicken is good. the sun is hot. and the people dont talk good English. When I told people that I was going to Texas to learn Latin, they all... Continue Reading →

Teacher Diaries: What have I gotten myself into?!


Okay so the initial excitement about landing a teaching job, having a plan, the promise of paychecks and benefits is slowly dying. All the cuteness of the kids asking me to sign their yearbooks, clapping for me at the assembly... Continue Reading →

Nanny Diaries – Life is a dancefloor


I'm not sure how it happened, but tonight I found myself chaperoning a junior high dance party. And probably enjoying the dance more than I did when I was actually in junior high. Even though everyone there called me "hey... Continue Reading →

Nanny Diaries – Conversations with Blake


You know when you're like, "this job is nuts, if I am here for one more minute I will cry, I want to go home and have a bubble bath and a glass of wine, and never work so I... Continue Reading →

ack look out its the annual “valentines day and im STILL SINGLE” note


this day comes and goes every year. and every year i write some brave little toaster that could blog about how I am unaffected by the Hallmark-endorsed charade of love that is February 14. Every year I boldly declare how... Continue Reading →

UnEmployed Diaries: Na na why can’t I get a job?


Do you have a job? Yes? lucky you. Even without employment, I'm still in a uniform. Its sweats/yoga pants, a stained shirt i'm too depressed and un-busy to put in the laundry, unbrushed hair, and a permanent pout on my... Continue Reading →

Gringa Diaries: Inkan Trail Day Four….and we didnt take the train because…..?


Day Four! Its finally here! I remember sometime in the distant past, months and months ago, looking up things about the Inkan Trail online, and thinking how cool it all sounded on the world wide web machine, and how excited... Continue Reading →

Gringa Diaries: Inkan Trail Day Three


Day's Theme: I think I hate the Inkas. I definitely hate their trail. Having survived Dead Woman's Pass without actually physically dying, being treated to banana flambe and pisco sour by our lovely cooks, and camping in the looming shadows... Continue Reading →

Gringa Diaries: Incan Trail Diary Day 1!!!


Climb of Death, a Diary Day One: Theme - It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop. Right? Totally excited! Woke up, packed all things, did a bit of readjustment for the approxiamately... Continue Reading →

Ode to UCSB Class of 2006


We’re the class of 2006. We witnessed the invention of Facebook, use Myspace and AIM to stalk people, and think the internet is a totally credible source for research papers. We bike to school listening to ipods, text messaging and drinking... Continue Reading →

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