Sunglasses Always Fit

I cleaned out my car for the first time since…well…I think probably 2008. It was like unearthing a time capsule of my life I had never intended to make. I found:

• TWO fanny packs. Because one just isn’t enough.
• Viking helmet.
• Stale pretzels. I don’t even eat pretzels.
• Candy Cane. One of the elves four main food groups.
• Learn French CDs. Purchased in 2006.
• Mardi Gras beads from 2008.
• Toy gun with holster.
• David Sedaris book.

• 

  One flip flop. Just one.

• Baseball glove.
• Volleyballs for my team.
• First aid kid for my team.
• Three hangars.
• tie-dye shirt.
• Yoga pants.
• GeoSafari.
• gold and sparkly Mickey Mouse ears.
• A Valentine’s day card from James Dalton, major crush circa 2007.
• Spanish Bible. Or Biblia, as we say.
• Curlers and tampons. (I am my mother’s daughter)

  

• Frank Sinatra Christmas album.
• My emergency trail mix and empty water bottles I stash everywhere in case I get in a car accident and am stranded and need to survive.
• The most glorious sunglasses ever.
• And finally….an unopened, brand new trunk organizer. Not. Kidding.

So. What does this say about me?

I don’t know.

Actually, I know a few things.

1. I like costumes.
2. I hold on to memories.
3. I am paranoid of being in an accident and so I store up food I don’t normally eat (trail mix and pretzels) and empty water bottles to…pee in? Harvest snow to turn into water?
4. I need to clean out my car more.
5. Nothing else…just thought this list should end on an odd.