80 degrees + 21 junior highers + Latin + small room = sweaty armpit stains. Super attractive!! I'm writing a letter to Secret. That product is bologna. 9 hours at work + silly busy work = needed Cheetos for lunch... Continue Reading →
Sometimes I think Facebook is a disease, but I generally find all things Facebook highly amusing. From it's early days as a way to share digitial evidence of the bad decisions we'd made the night before, to the status update,... Continue Reading →
this is a weird round up...i write from a condo in maui, on a luxurious vacation after a life-altering mission trip, after my car broke down, i got sick, my computer died and wiped itself clean of all my memories, and... Continue Reading →
its about 11pm the night before your birthday as i start to write this. ive been trying to write this for two hours. i think from being best friends in junior high and high school, i always remember your birthday.... Continue Reading →
10. BBQs - Summer has started when I drive home from work, get out of the car, and can smell BBQs in the neighborhood. Can't you picture really happy dads flipping burgers, kids running around everywhere, the dog sniffing around,... Continue Reading →
Say you're a guy, and you meet a girl, and you talk/flirt/exchange numbers/hang out and then for whatever reason, it fizzles out for you. So you just casually never call her again. Want to know how she's doing? Probably not,... Continue Reading →
OMJuicy episode. Quick thoughts..."Bentley" heard his name dropped a whopping eleven times before his mug was even shown, and then 18 more times after that, for a granddaddy total of 29. Good thing I didn't turn that into a drinking... Continue Reading →
Fav moment of the weekend - I spent most of yesterday with one of my adopted families, and the twin boys are turning 15 soon and reeeeally excited about learning to drive. I think blacked out for a second and... Continue Reading →
Recently, I met a guy who...I thought was great. We were introduced by a mutual friend. He was handsome and a Giants fan and made me laugh. We really hit it off, hung out a few times. We had a... Continue Reading →
For this week's episode, I kept a tally of how many times anyone mentioned HeWhoShallNotBeNice, Bentley. I was thinking 12 name drops, but I was blown out of the water with a whopping NINETEEN Bentley-bombs. And the guy wasn't even... Continue Reading →
10. My SF Giants cover - one of my 8th grade students bought this for me off the internet with his own money. On my birthday, he told me to hold out my hands for a surprise. I don't generally... Continue Reading →
Fav Moment of the Day - waking up to see my fishy!! Part of me may have bought the fish just to be able to reenact scenes from "Finding Nemo" with it. I named it "Ke-$-ha" which is pronounced "Kay-money... Continue Reading →
Sunglasses Always Fit 