Finale! Sean's sweet family shows up to help him with his decision, including his niece and nephew! Adorbs. Katherine: I like her style. I appreciate that she seems super low maintenance - very little makeup, and simple dresses and heels. I... Continue Reading →
Tonight is the "most dramatic finale EVER" experienced by Bachelor Sean and his washboard abs. Will he choose prankster military brat Lindsey, who talks in baby voice and at 24, is "ready" to settle down and begin breeding with Sean in... Continue Reading →
Many of you dear readers are friends, family, high school classmates, college roommates, etc., who I have coerced into reading by writing shameless posts about the ongoing hot mess that is my life. I made you laugh one time, or... Continue Reading →
Four women. Four hometowns. Four "meet the parents." Very exciting!!! Sort of. Probably more so because I was eating ice cream at the same time. AshLee - I think she might be looking to make a career in romance novel writing.... Continue Reading →
By the numbers: Kiss Count - 5 Sean Shirtless Count - we don't have numbers that high. First hot tub party First girl sending herself home (hey yoga girl, we're all surprised.) First acknowledgement of "The Bachelor's" history of racial... Continue Reading →
As you all know, I love to hate to love the best trash on television, "The Bachelor." This season brings us squeaky-clean (and smokin' hot) Sean - a born again Christian (sigh) dripping polite words and desires to start a... Continue Reading →
It's baaaack! Ah, Sean. The born again Christian whose Southern charm and shirtless ways make me want to stumble in sin. He's from Emily's season, and we never forgot that sweet smile, polite manners, and "I just want to start... Continue Reading →
I like lists. I like lists a lot. I like making them and checking things off on them. I like Top Anything lists, too. And something about the end of the year makes us look back on the last 360... Continue Reading →
Emily is cute as a button, and I get why ABC bent over backwards to move the show to her hometown and try to capitalize on her adorable factor. (Personally, I think she looks like a baby bird muppet soaked... Continue Reading →
First - Chris Harrison - I missed you, baby! So cute. Come help me find "true love." Hang out in my living room with drinks and ask me questions about my feelings. I can't really decide if I like "Bachelor"... Continue Reading →
I'm old! I had me birthday last week...it was an extended celebration of great magnitude. Lemme splain. No, there is too much to splain. Lemme sum up. (Name that movie!) I had tickets to my favorite band of all time,... Continue Reading →
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