Let me open with....Courtney is half-witch. I'm convinced. Announcement - everyone gets a date with Ben! Squeal!! After a cringe-worthy mispronunciation of a Spanish date card, Nicki, the divorcee, is crowned with the first one-on-one. Courtney gives the ominous "you... Continue Reading →
Here are your words for tonight! Make sure you put "TRUE LOVE" in the middle as your "free space." "I missed you" "Absolutely!" "connection" "I'm glad you're here/I'm here" "Amazing" "Shut UP!" "no way" "Not okay" "There's a rose tonight/I... Continue Reading →
Bachelor Ben!! We're in Park City, Utah, where its so beautiful, and we get a classic "this would be the perfect place to fall in love." He takes Rachel (great name) on the first one on one. Kacie- I love... Continue Reading →
if you haven't seen this hilarious SNL skit . . . scroll to the bottom to see the Youtube. A. May. Zing. I have many memories as a kid of asking my dad what I'm sure were all kinds of... Continue Reading →
Yaaaaay Monday means more mini-dresses, make-outs, and mindless eye candy with "The Bachelor." While it does show some shady sides of women, at least there are plenty of dresses, hair styles, shoes, jewelry and bikini choices for me to either... Continue Reading →
Last week I introduced "Bachelor Bingo," with a list of words you can play on your own. I'm posting my pics of my board, and the updated list of words to use for this week. Make your own board, and post... Continue Reading →
When one speaks with a British accent, you sound instantly more clever and attractive. Fact. Your IQ level hasn't changed a whit, and your teeth may be in twelve different directions, but you sound like a philosopher, a poet, a... Continue Reading →
Whoa whoa whoa...ABC has thrown the rule book OUT this season. Its episode two, and we're already in Ben's adorable hometown, Sonoma. I've spent time in wine country up there...let me tell you...that many girls with enough wine...this can only... Continue Reading →
Trashy reality TV is best when watched with friends. Misery loves company. Misery and reality tv go hand in hand, because the human condition of the contestants appears to be quite miserable. Thousands of years from now, our ancestors will... Continue Reading →
Ohhhhh it is BACK! My favorite guilty pleasure. This season looks like the biggest cast of nutjob women ever, and last night's episode was just a brief glimpse into the depths of humanity we will travel with our Beloved Ben. Congrats, ABC! I do... Continue Reading →
I just drove 10 hours by myself back from Portland, one of the best vacations of my life. En serio. I can be cynical about holidays like NYE, Valentine's Day, etc., which seem to scream "Hey you! You're single! And... Continue Reading →
Its trendy to make resolutions for the new year. Its so trendy to not make resolutions. I want to start a new trend. Ridiculous resolutions. Join me. My first is to tweet from every public restroom I visit for the... Continue Reading →
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