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A New Kind of Application for “The Bachelorette”


I got to thinking about what we haven't seen and what we do need on this show. And you know what it is? It's me. Now I've already considered applying for the main role. But I also more enjoy eating and can't wear a dress without a bra. I have something different in mind. Introducing...

Bachelorette Weeks 2-3 Recapish. Stoooooop.


"I'm pretty sure I touched my first butt to Boyz II Men in the seventh grade." - Eric Simply the most iconic Bachelorette quote of ALL time. We've seen a lot in these last few weeks, spoiled by the excess... Continue Reading →

Preview: Bachelorette Andi


Are you guys excited to meet Andi Assistant District Attorney from Atlanta but want to skip tonight's really boring intro episode and let me do all the research for you? You've come to the right place. Although I couldn't make it... Continue Reading →

My Season of “The Bachelorette” – Part One


Okay, I've given up on this season. I give up at some point every season, but this year, I more give up. The Bach has been on for...20 seasons? We're just shamelessly recycling plot lines. How many times have we... Continue Reading →

El Bachelor – The Sexiest Season *Ever* Episodes 1-3 Recap


Hello, all - It's JUAN-UARY!!!!! I meant to write separate reviews of each "most dramatic episode ever," but I was so overwhelmed with Juan Pablo's accent and abs combo that I am just now recovering enough to type semi-coherent thoughts.... Continue Reading →

SixPackSean Proposes! (Spoiler)


Finale! Sean's sweet family shows up to help him with his decision, including his niece and nephew! Adorbs. Katherine: I like her style. I appreciate that she seems super low maintenance - very little makeup, and simple dresses and heels. I... Continue Reading →

SixPackSean: Bachelor Finale Fiesta!


Tonight is the "most dramatic finale EVER" experienced by Bachelor Sean and his washboard abs. Will he choose prankster military brat Lindsey, who talks in baby voice and at 24, is "ready" to settle down and begin breeding with Sean in... Continue Reading →

SixPackSean – Hometown Dates! Sean Tells All!


Four women. Four hometowns. Four "meet the parents." Very exciting!!! Sort of. Probably more so because I was eating ice cream at the same time. AshLee - I think she might be looking to make a career in romance novel writing.... Continue Reading →

SixPackSean – Bachelor Episode 7 Recap


Fantasy island week in St. Croix? Sean can be shirtless 24 hours a day? Never saw it coming! Winky face....This week settles who gets to take Sean on hometown dates. The claws are OUT. And Miss Eyebrow Tierra moving her little... Continue Reading →

SixPackSean – Episode Two Recap and Ep 3 Bingo Terms


By the numbers: Kiss Count - 5 Sean Shirtless Count - we don't have numbers that high. First hot tub party First girl sending herself home (hey yoga girl, we're all surprised.) First acknowledgement of "The Bachelor's" history of racial... Continue Reading →

Being Sick and Stuff


Being sick is a pain. But there are also parts of it I enjoy in some sort of sadistic way. I've been feeling icky since about Tuesday night; headache, and that feeling you get where your brain is fuzzy, body feels... Continue Reading →

SixPackSean – Bachelor Bingo Terms for Episode 2


As you all know, I love to hate to love the best trash on television, "The Bachelor." This season brings us squeaky-clean (and smokin' hot) Sean - a born again Christian (sigh) dripping polite words and desires to start a... Continue Reading →

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