I got to thinking about what we haven't seen and what we do need on this show. And you know what it is? It's me. Now I've already considered applying for the main role. But I also more enjoy eating and can't wear a dress without a bra. I have something different in mind. Introducing...
Are you guys excited to meet Andi Assistant District Attorney from Atlanta but want to skip tonight's really boring intro episode and let me do all the research for you? You've come to the right place. Although I couldn't make it... Continue Reading →
Finale! Sean's sweet family shows up to help him with his decision, including his niece and nephew! Adorbs. Katherine: I like her style. I appreciate that she seems super low maintenance - very little makeup, and simple dresses and heels. I... Continue Reading →
Four women. Four hometowns. Four "meet the parents." Very exciting!!! Sort of. Probably more so because I was eating ice cream at the same time. AshLee - I think she might be looking to make a career in romance novel writing.... Continue Reading →
By the numbers: Kiss Count - 5 Sean Shirtless Count - we don't have numbers that high. First hot tub party First girl sending herself home (hey yoga girl, we're all surprised.) First acknowledgement of "The Bachelor's" history of racial... Continue Reading →
It's baaaack! Ah, Sean. The born again Christian whose Southern charm and shirtless ways make me want to stumble in sin. He's from Emily's season, and we never forgot that sweet smile, polite manners, and "I just want to start... Continue Reading →
First - Chris Harrison - I missed you, baby! So cute. Come help me find "true love." Hang out in my living room with drinks and ask me questions about my feelings. I can't really decide if I like "Bachelor"... Continue Reading →
Disclaimer: I am fully cognizant that there is nothing of value in watching shows like "The Bachelor," however...I thoroughly embrace this zero-calorie eye-candy entertainment. This season was a bit of a downer. As the tabloids and the downward spiral of the... Continue Reading →
The "Girls Tell All" episode is always one to look forward to in your guilty pleasure viewing of reality tv's greatest train wreck, "The Bachelor." This season has been interesting to follow in the online world, and in magazines, because... Continue Reading →
Yaaaaay Monday means more mini-dresses, make-outs, and mindless eye candy with "The Bachelor." While it does show some shady sides of women, at least there are plenty of dresses, hair styles, shoes, jewelry and bikini choices for me to either... Continue Reading →
Trashy reality TV is best when watched with friends. Misery loves company. Misery and reality tv go hand in hand, because the human condition of the contestants appears to be quite miserable. Thousands of years from now, our ancestors will... Continue Reading →
Ohhhhh it is BACK! My favorite guilty pleasure. This season looks like the biggest cast of nutjob women ever, and last night's episode was just a brief glimpse into the depths of humanity we will travel with our Beloved Ben. Congrats, ABC! I do... Continue Reading →
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