I got to thinking about what we haven't seen and what we do need on this show. And you know what it is? It's me. Now I've already considered applying for the main role. But I also more enjoy eating and can't wear a dress without a bra. I have something different in mind. Introducing...
We're doing hometown dates, which is a nice change because the girls get to plan the dates, we meet the crazies behind their hot messes, and see them away from all the drama that is a part of a bunch... Continue Reading →
We's in Belize, yo!! Love the Central American theme to this season's Bachelor. Lindzi aka "horse girl" on the date....I do like her, but she needs a new hair cut, less foundation, and to clear her throat. Jumping out of... Continue Reading →
Kacie B, my front runner, gets the first second one-on-one date. Ben seems excited to have all day with her, but I was nervous that they would run out of things to say...Loved the deserted island thing they had going,... Continue Reading →
Let me open with....Courtney is half-witch. I'm convinced. Announcement - everyone gets a date with Ben! Squeal!! After a cringe-worthy mispronunciation of a Spanish date card, Nicki, the divorcee, is crowned with the first one-on-one. Courtney gives the ominous "you... Continue Reading →
Whoa whoa whoa...ABC has thrown the rule book OUT this season. Its episode two, and we're already in Ben's adorable hometown, Sonoma. I've spent time in wine country up there...let me tell you...that many girls with enough wine...this can only... Continue Reading →
Trashy reality TV is best when watched with friends. Misery loves company. Misery and reality tv go hand in hand, because the human condition of the contestants appears to be quite miserable. Thousands of years from now, our ancestors will... Continue Reading →
OMJuicy episode. Quick thoughts..."Bentley" heard his name dropped a whopping eleven times before his mug was even shown, and then 18 more times after that, for a granddaddy total of 29. Good thing I didn't turn that into a drinking... Continue Reading →